Sen. Markwayne Mullin, a former MMA fighter, had challenged the president of the Teamsters union, Sean O’Brien, but Sanders shut them both down.

    • LateSilver@lemmyf.uk
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      Step 1: Challenge a teamster to an honest round of fisticuffs.

      Step 2: Mutually approach your opponent arms raised to protect your face.

      Step 3: Wake up (potentially in the hospital) at least a fair fraction of an hour later.

      Step 4: Find out, dazed and confused, that you were concussed right before the fight proper initiated from the bludgeoning of a baseball bat upon your skull by a second teamster.

      Step 5: Resolve to never fuck around again.