Featured: My baby, Necrosis (tortie, 9 years old, thinks her name is on the deed)

Activities: Whatever this is. She does it when she has the zoomies. She does it when she’s playing with her ball. She does it when she bathes. She’s a very vocal girl in general and extremely affectionate, but this? This is weird.

Request: If anyone knows why on this planet Necrosis is saying hello at every opportunity (she’s been doing it her whole life, it’s not new) I would LOVE to be enlightened. I originally thought it was due to some pain from bladder stones she previously had but those were evicted and she does it when she’s having a blast, so not pain. She’s generally weird. I think she was supposed to be born orange.