A teacher of the most important lessons in life who plays a dumbass to reach those people who wouldn’t read philosophy or do the spiritual work to heal if it held them at gunpoint is putting up posters to his educational (f)art project
Professor Agneto: Woe is me, no one understands me! But this sure fixed THAT problem (and it HAS!)!
Beloved Man: …wow, you’re fucking crazy.
Professor Agneto: Yes! I’m schizoaffective n autistic and trained by the military industrial complex to tell the truth in ways nobody believes; I’m innately counterintelligent. Can I help you?
Beloved Man: No, YOU are the one that needs help, you sick, poor, unequal person that has the same thing wrong with them as my mom, the bitch!
Professor Agneto: Wow, you sure are unbiased in your opinion!
Beloved Man: Yes I am always right, which is how my horrible, awful, terrible mother ruined my life forever and ever and ever; she’s always wrong!
Professor Agneto: You know people have feelings and don’t like to be treated as inferior.
Beloved Man: I never called you inferior! I never said you are inferior! You’re just sick, and poor, and unequal, which is why you need to have training wheels on when you go potty.
Professor Agneto: You know you’re going to sit with your mother in the restaurant at the end of the universe after you’re reconstituted in the seventh day? Fuck, I’m going to come over to your table now.
Beloved Man: Your brain is horrifically destroyed and maladapted and grossly underperforms in all the ways I judge others, which is why I will AUTOMATICALLY dismiss everything you say, stimulus-response style.
Professor Agneto: I’m glad you respect me.
Beloved Man: I genuinely believe I do.
Professor Agneto: Yea, your judgment is real good there, which is why you understood that Moses/Jesus comment I left, yea?
Beloved Man: You’re just crazy.
Professor Agneto: No, it was a reference to how Moses was left in a basket in the river as a baby and how Jesus was one of the three wise men’s son and Joseph wasn’t good enough of a man to get his own wife, so he registered for a used one.
Beloved Man: Nuts.
Professor Agneto: Baby, don’t hurt me…don’t hurt me…no more…
Beloved Man: Totally insane and not worth the air you breathe.
Professor Agneto: Oh, I thought that was your theme song, how your actions portray an innate deficiency, like something you didn’t receive in childhood.
Beloved Man: My mother was a whore!
Professor Agneto: And so was Mary. Both of em! And when Jesus learned to love, Mary fell in love with him and his words of “there is no sin but the sin you create,” freed her from her lust and material wealth. But that’s just from the Gospel of Mary, which is occult Knowledge in present day.
Beloved Man: I’ve never read something so crazy in all my life.
Professor Agneto: Yea, I can tell you’ve never read the Bible.