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cross-posted from: https://hilariouschaos.com/post/11342837
Author: Unknown
Published on: 06/06/2026 | 00:00:00AI Summary:
An Israeli soldier has shot and killed a seven-month-old Palestinian boy. Sam Fahd Abu Haikal opened fire on his family’s vehicle near Hebron. The Israeli military sends its condolences to the Israeli military.Original: 41 words
Summary: 33 words
Percent reduction: 19.51%
Israel is encouraging and maintaining serial killers. But it is nothing at all like Nazi Germany. No, that was somehow entirely different…
The baby was 2 weeks away from developing nuclear weapons
Hey OP tell your clanker to close its fucking mouth. Even if it saying “the Israeli death forces sends condolences to itself” is funny, it’s disrespectful tothw child that was murdered and wastes everyone’s water, power and time to reduce 41 words to 33.
You are absolutely right and I had the same reaction. Unfortunately it’s not my stupid clanker. I just felt the news had little attention. 🙏
Bro really out here using clankerspeak in the wild 😬
Ah, in that case then 'scuse my aim, hadn’t realised it was automated.
Also I 100% agree that its so entirely fucked that this doesnt even register on the news cycle, a months old baby was shot in the face with their family by these zionazis and barely anyone says a word.



