Apple had two succesfull CEOs: Steve Jobs and Tim Cook.
Why did you write this
John Cena
Dua Lipa will be his successor
Finally it’s Siri’s time to shine /s
And just one more thing
Tim Cook ? You mean Tim Apple ?
It will be Scott Forstall returning like the messiah
the only pick who would actually make me excited about apple’s future
Same man
Haha! What is he doing these days, anyway…?
There hasn’t been much in the spotlight but he randomly produced a Broadway musical that won 8 Tony Awards in 2020 :D
He wouldn’t know the way back to Cupertino if he uses his version of apple maps
SKEUUU MURP ISM
SKEUUU MURP ISM
Let’s be honest, the largest stockholders (Vanguard, Blackrock, and Berkshire Hathaway) will choose whomever will generate the largest return for them. When Tim Cook leaves, I promise you that what little of Apple’s core values remain will be sacrificed on the alter of creating more value for shareholders.
I volunteer for the spot. I’ve been practicing my finger tip presses during zoom meetings for it.
There will only be one Tim Apple
Dear Investors: don’t worry. It’s a very detailed plan.
Apple doesn’t give a shit about investors
Promote the Eldest Boy.
Well we all know how Succession ended.
It’ll be Jeff Williams, and Tim Cook’s enshittifaction of the product lines will probably continue to get worse with him at the helm.
I’m gonna be really bummed if the new CEO, by coincidence, doesn’t have the name Johnny Appleseed.
Tim: I would love to see Dua
Assistant, two hours later: Guess what? You’re now confirmed to go on interview with her, at her home, on her couch
Tim: A front row concert ticket is what I meant but this works too
This is the most random interview and love it
This is the most random interview and love it