Havin a wank…

The first witness told police they had been standing behind a man who was vaping and filming the female performers before placing his hand inside his trousers in what the witness believed was a sexual act. A second witness told investigators that the same man ‘returned for the second show, and I saw him with his hand in his pants, likely doing what we all thought he was doing.’

He forgot that you have to be rich to get away with that shit. What a moron.

They always look like assholes

I didn’t realize the pocket pool championship was also going on

He’ll somehow be a conservative hero tomorrow, guaranteed.