Man! Even in these trying times for the Onion where the news often surpasses Onion level whackyness, they still manage to to get the odd Oniony headline out. Respect.
This specific one is technically The Hard Times (another satire site news site), but yeah.
After a few lean years under the ownership of a humorless Zionist friend of Hillary Clinton, the Onion’s gone back to absolutely crushing it under almost impossible circumstances in recent years!
Man! Even in these trying times for the Onion where the news often surpasses Onion level whackyness, they still manage to to get the odd Oniony headline out. Respect.
This specific one is technically The Hard Times (another satire site news site), but yeah.
After a few lean years under the ownership of a humorless Zionist friend of Hillary Clinton, the Onion’s gone back to absolutely crushing it under almost impossible circumstances in recent years!