A market simulation where you try to beat the stock market with one button. Your opponent is a couch that buys once and does nothing. Every win is audited by 1,000 monkeys.

beatthecouch.com

A market simulation where you try to beat the stock market with one button. Your opponent is a couch that buys once and does nothing. Every win is audited by 1,000 monkeys.

beatthecouch.com

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BEAT THE COUCH

beatthecouch.com

$10,000. Two secret years of real market history. One button. You will probably lose to a couch.

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