Fucking nsfw tag this shit
I concurr, please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I started furiously vomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call an ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people vomiting on each other at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Furthermore, this picture has been seen by the train drivers, who have also puked, obscuring vision and causing the drivers to miss a signal. Subsequently, the train has continued through a junction and crashed into a freight train, killing everyone except NoForwardSlashS onboard the passenger train and all this is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in puke because someone dropped their phone while looking at gore and turned the whole trip into a goddamn vomitorium. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spew by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your throats and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously spilling our guts to “mukbang” or “vore” or whatever the newest fad is.
That’s microplaned Parmigiano-Reggiano on a bellybutton.
Target audience is lie social
Target audience is definitely not me here with a mouthful of cereal containing coconut flakes.
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