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“Be the big hand that drops food into the world every day and opens the portal to the play dimension.” 🐹
… Wait that’s actually good advice for politicians.
Cats: this asshole only feeds me 4 times in a day.
So, a cat food dispenser?
I am! Bitch always trying to steal the fucking covers. I have boundaries Rosie!!!

I can hear this argument out loud.
She gives zero fucks, she knows she can push me around. Unless it’s dinner time.
Those eyes. Such innocence. She could never.
She’s a princess and a sweetheart. Unless she wants the covers.
Aaaw sweet!
Pretty sure my dog thinks of me as the weirdo who keeps picking up her poop in a bag tbh.
I think I’m mostly seen as a treat dispenser









