I bet Tolkien was pissed that Herbert just glosses over the battle language instead of constructing it in its entirety.
I’d read a Herbert rewrite of LotR. I don’t think it would be better, but it would be extremely interesting.
Herbert basically put all his kinks into his later books. I don’t think Tolkien would like that.
Do tell? I only got to the start of god emperor then kinda forgot to pick it back up.
I started losing the thread at vibrating vaginas.
Why ? I’m very interested suddenly
Hes got no stones to throw with the silmarillion on the loose
both works are not written well.
whats up with the shitty poems and songs, tolkien? no we don’t need that explained in such detail, tolkien!
…and dune was so hard to get into. Don’t hit me with it all at once! at least take me out for dinner first!
both works make more than up for it thanks to their incredible stories



