What about the part of the certification where you threaten whistleblowers?

  • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social
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    9 days ago

    What about the part of the certification where you threaten whistleblowers?

    What certification? The FAA has allowed Boeing to self-certify again. Self-certification is about as trustworthy as a crackhead signing off on his own workplace drug test when there are no consequences for getting caught lying.

    In other words, it won’t be long until corporate greed kills again.

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      8 days ago

      Stochastic Lethality injects much needed dynamism into stock prices allowing gains in our consolidation of ownership that far out weigh the negatives of momentary awkward PR :)

      We have already dedicated empty expansion space in the Boeing Museum as a memorial to the future heroes who will make these sacrifices for us!

      They will always be shareholders in our hearts, we are family after all!

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      8 days ago

      You call the CEO and he explains why it is safe after buying you dinner at that really nice steak house.