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grumpy_catBanned from community to shitposts@piefed.world · 3 months ago

People be like "I can fix her!" but she perfect already...

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People be like "I can fix her!" but she perfect already...

grumpy_catBanned from community to shitposts@piefed.world · 3 months ago
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  • AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.ca
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    Nope.

    https://wblk.com/buffalo-mall-fountain-kayak-viral-news/

    • grumpy_catBanned from communityOP
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      god dang it. ai and lies?

      • AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.ca
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        ai and lies

        That will be the subscript under our decade in the history books.

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        Fake viral news existed way before LLMs

      • s@piefed.world
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        You sound shocked

    • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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      I was gonna say, who in the hell is going to malls nowadays? They’re all shutting down.

      If you’re quick you can visit where they shot Dawn of the Dead, think that place is about to be demolished.

      • AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.ca
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        If you’re quick you can visit where they shot Dawn of the Dead, think that place is about to be demolished.

        That was the Glendale Galleria, wasn’t it? Not terribly far from me.

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          I’m talking about the original film in '78 which was shot at Monroeville Mall.

          • AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.ca
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            Oh, okay

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        They’re trying to do more restaurants and services as opposed to retail now right? To make a comeback.

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    Here you go, everyone. See you all next time.

    • Carnelian@lemmy.world
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      A white rectangle woman is facing charges after using a white rectangle in a white rectangle while dressed as a white rectangle and shouting white rectangle at white rectangle?

    • huppakee@lemmy.world
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      Hey that’s the same woman i saw a post about on c/lemmyshitpost https://lemmy.world/post/50216723

  • huppakee@lemmy.world
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    So ai thinks you wear the eyepatch on top of your glasses?

  • PostaL@lemmy.world
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    God forbid women have hobbies…

  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip
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    I’ve paddled a kayak in a mall fountain. And dressed as a pirate. But not at the same time. Truly, an oversight.

    #goals

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    You fell for the dumbest slop. You should be embarrassed and try reading sometime. Or learning to read.

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      its shit posting bro. chill

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      You are in the shitpost sub, OP is using it for its exact intended purpose.

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    Idc if its AI. I choose to believe this is real

  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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    Look, I mek funny lemm post too!

    👥

    Fake Person Arrested for Thing That Isn’t Crime With Unnecessary And Absurd Detail Stated in Headline

    There! That funny! People will surely liek the funny ha-ha! I am original.

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    Used to be the cops would just shuffle the silly person away, no harm, no foul. Now, everyone is arrested. It’s like if the cops don’t arrest someone when they show up, or shoot someone who is unarmed and no threat--because we know if they’re armed then the cops will hide--they think they aren’t doing their job.

    It’s okay not to arrest silly people is all I’m saying.

    EDIT: Okay, so it’s not real. But, my point stands.

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      A. It’s not real = it’s a Shitpost 2. It never happened = it’s a shitpost III. It could not have happened, no suitable fountains in malls in Buffalo = it’s A Shitpost

      Stand your point elsewhere.

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      My question is what would she be doing arrested for? Assuming she didn’t have previous warrants or was previously banned from the mall, what would be the charge?

      Maybe a cop making a joke and charging her for piracy but that would be immediately thrown out and the cop probably given a talk about not doing that.

      Yes I understand it’s fake. Of course it’s fake. It likely not Ai. You can just go to a real news story, edit the text locally, take a screen shot and boom done.

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      It’s okay not to arrest silly people is all I’m saying.

      I appreciate the stand you’re making. ✊🏾

      That said… it’s a shitpost

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      No your point doesn’t stand, being silly isn’t a shield.

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