Suckers. I got mine for free.

Shit, you mean I could have just spent $45? And here I wasted all that time with childhood trauma.

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Mom, can we get anxiety disorders? No honey, we have anxiety disorders at home.

Anxiety disorders at home: Crippling depression with suicidal tendencies and frequent panic attacks.

Can I give someone an anxiety disorder?

$45? Who’s your anxiety guy? I can get you a better deal than that.

It’s a scam. I’ll sell you mine for $30 and I’ll throw in some ADHD for free. It’s so good you won’t even want to take your medication. Act now and get bonus Carpal Tunnel while supplies last.

Do they take trade-ins?

Don’t get scammed, your getting used disorders, they have an anxiety removal service out back

What a bargain

I’ma be real here, mine did come with an implied price tag and $45 is cheap by comparison.

I suggest you all take advantage of the deal before it finds you some other way. It might even be fun! Maybe it has something to do with bees, I don’t know.

Y’all getting weird like you think this is a sign-up scenario. You have to earn that shit, you gotta feel it. This is entirely a lie and I hope you feel better

F A M I L I A R

I’ll take 2! Got change for $100?

Can we get that to go?