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ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider [they/them]@hexbear.net to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Apparently DuckDuckGo has a low opinion of the new PHP release

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Apparently DuckDuckGo has a low opinion of the new PHP release

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ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider [they/them]@hexbear.net to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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    You’re not a true free software activist if you don’t develop in USD 🦅🦅🦅

    • Bear_with_a_hammer@lemmy.mlBanned
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      The stupidity and cringe of this comment is what made it funny if you y’all didn’t understand

      • QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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        Thank you for backing me up

        'Murica HECK YEAHH!

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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    It’s obviously wrong. The correct value is around tree-fiddy.

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      OMG, did you give him tree-fiddy?!

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      Free-tiddy??

  • inetknght@lemmy.ml
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    Why does a ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider need PHP? I imagine it’s a typo’d Phillips-head screwdriver factory that got lost in the conversion to producing star-spangled torx screws.

    • ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Look, just because PHP doesn’t have multiple inheritance doesn’t mean you can’t wildly overengineer everything.

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    duckduckgo AGI confirmed?

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    Can’t be true! Coffee is more expensive.

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