Thank you for the advice regarding fixing my nail.
I didn’t have any teabags (!!) so I cut up a cotton makeup pad thing, and carefully got the outer layer/casing from that. Double layered, soaked in nail glue. Filed and buffed.
Added the design to hide the slight lump. 💜💜💜
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the best thing is being able to use that finger without going “oh shit oh shit is this gonna rip it’s flexing o god”
Slay queen 💅
Erin Patterson’s appeal begins today. Fascinating!
She’s guilty of serving a succulent mushroom meal.
what can she appeal?
I suspect she might appeal that the jury was influenced by the media and thus it was unfair
looks like the lawyers are appealing on a lot grounds
ok, retrial. There is so much evidence she will just be convicted again
evidence because she did it
There are 7 points she’s using. The first one at least it sounds like the judges were almost rolling their eyes.
another point is that the prosecution presented evidence and she had to refute it 🙄
Right! I understand the idea of innocent until proven guilty, but it seems reasonable she would have to explain why she had that information about something she had lied to police about. Seems wild. I’m really hoping it all just gets tossed out.
it seems she’s arguing they used evidence to prove her guilt!
She thinks that she is smarter than everyone.
yup, you can just tell that these legal arguments are not from her lawyers
at this point hes just a vehicle to transport fur

Fluff!
soooooooooooo much floof.
me: Ugh why don’t they just make internal intercoms any more I want to be able to annoy my husband in the basement,
Also me: well I’m a fucking idiot I have a shitload of network equipment, a couple of old VOIP phones and knowledge of Asterisk
Morning 🌞 today is my Friday. I have a 4 day weekend with the sole purpose of watching all of The International DOTA 2 main event which starts tomorrow at noon and runs til Sunday. It’s a $30 million prize pool online game tournament that runs each year.
I’ll be watching too (scattered games but definitely the grand final series). The prize pool is about 10% of that since Valve decided they make enough money.
Oops 3 mil not 30
I love that such a thing exists. 😄
More apartments viewed
Any looking plausible so far?
Two front runners.
One in West Melbourne, one at the other (nicer) end of the CBD. CBD one needs a little bathroom work, but not insurmountable
House inspection tomorrow.
House cleaned.
Rest time.
Cancer Daffodil day tomorrow. Plans made to avoid all typical ambush sites of sinus Hell.
I come in today and there are suddenly windows on the doors to the kitchen. They’re massive fire doors that were just solid slabs and we’ve had a bunch of close calls from people coming and going through them. Now, suddenly on a Wednesday, we have windows so you can see if someone is coming
We need one of them between our office and warehouse. The amount of times I have SHRIEKED!
*Molly the anxious pill hiding German shepherd and *Harry her very tiny support animal/step brother/country dog escaped yesterday when YL tried to leave the house. They were heading for the park. YL screamed at the top of her lungs “MOLLY” and they both came back instantly. “Inside now. The both of you. Im disappointed” she told them. Molly knew she done bad. Harry’s a farm dog so he has no road sense.
She also got to clean up 2 cat’s vomits from another house.
(for the safety of the accused, all names have been changed)
Broomstick, bicycle, or squirrel suit?
Dyson Powervac with racing saddle. My favorite halloween decoration.
all three 🧹🚲🐿️
Dis one!!
“Live” chat saga continues. I was on it at bang on 9am. Will continue to be the squeaky wheel because I need this giant fuckin’ box out of my house.
Well, after being woken up twice to change bedsheets after accidents, this 8am I don’t have to go to is looking real fucking optional
Got the brown sea lion as a present for someone. Is he scary? I’m thinking of returning him and finding someone else.

I think that’s a very fun face for someone to unwrap. It more depends on the person and if it’s their thing
Befuddled, not scary.
Not scary, very funny. It has character. 😺
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋Wildebeast crackling with a suitable dipping sauce please chef
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A technically accurate meal, thank you chef














