We were talking about what to have for dinner and she wanted a wrap. I made a comment about not having any beets. She barely reacted… So I am lighting the dad-signal, give me some good recipes for wraps with beets! 😋
Challenge her to make a better wrap than you. Call it a wrap battle.
They can lay down some sick beets
Grated beetroot, crème fraiche, leafy greens, dill and smoked salmon makes a good wrap
Ok that sounds good, not a fan of fish typically but I can deal with salmon
Just send her this song and call it a day lol
Why would he call it a day when that isn’t the name of the song? 🤔
Done
So what is the question? You want wrap jokes? What is for dinner tomorrow? I was very down with the beats. I don’t think it gets any better than that.
Keep the joke, toss the woman. You already found a winner.
Now, now. Let’s not turn this into a RelationshipAdvice question on reddit, where so many people suggest they get divorced… for ‘unclear reasons.’
Sorry, but I think that’s a wrap on the conversation. She beet you. Sometimes, a joke goes flat and you’ve gotta roll with it.
If she wanted a wrap, you should have given her a wrap goddammit. Stop fooling around, mate.
Me trying to do rappers delight by sugar Hill gang did not fill her stomach…




