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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 14 days ago

Canada confirms defence strategy against invasion mainly waiting for Americans to die from preventable illnesses

www.thebeaverton.com

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Canada confirms defence strategy against invasion mainly waiting for Americans to die from preventable illnesses

www.thebeaverton.com

ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 14 days ago
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OTTAWA - Last weekend, Canada's Ministry of National Defence confirmed their main strategy to fend off a potential invasion from the United States is to wait for American forces to be killed off by the many preventable diseases currently plaguing the country.
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    Don’t rule out contaminated food supplies.

    • Ava@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Cholera is a preventable illness too!

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    B-b-but… actually, that might work?

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    Joke, but there is a vulnerability to anti-vax disinformation. As well as population declining immigration policies. A lot of gain of function/biowarfare research is focused on ethnic vulnerabilities. Collective stupidity vulnerabilities makes biowarfare easier.

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