Yeah, but back then, they didn’t have 9-5s, they didn’t have Netflix, they didn’t have video games. Like, there really wasn’t anything to do so why not hang out with the guy that can turn water into wine?

Those weren’t his friends you fool, that was his harem. They’re a polycule, that’s probably more likely than what you’re suggesting

You can apply yourself and start a cult too, friend.

It’s more like having 12 interns