Okay, so tell CEOs to stop making people return to office for no practical reason (other than control)
Give companies financial incentive to allow workers to stay home if possible and they’ll do it. It seems like a no brainer to me, less financial burden on roadways, emergency crews, cleaning crews, and infrastructure. I would rather those savings be used for improvement or returned to the taxpayer but hey, if it makes it happen I think it’s a fair trade off.
“Wait, not like that!”
Then give us some fucking public transportation for God’s sake!
That means more bike lanes right???
Oh wait no we didn’t mean it like that!
Stop flying everywhere with your private jets
Another Secretary, Duffy the Clown, was saying that riding bikes and not driving is woke DEI stuff tho.
I think the trick is to inform Iran that you’re cutting off Israel’s military completely and withdrawing from future actions in the Persian Gulf though it may be too late.
Also, figure out non car alternatives.
Iran has made clear that a condition for further negotiations is Israeli withdrawal from Lebanon.
Since cutting off their military is unlikely to achieve that, I suggest the US should enter the theater directly and bomb the IDF back into their borders.I have a better solution
Stop burning dyno juice
Oh, maybe we should invest in public transport
Energy secretary says, “Can’t you be poor a little quieter?”
Can’t wait for the mile line long lines at the gas stations, like russians did in Crimea a few months ago.
The trick to stopping fascism is to eliminate fascists.
Pay that man another 180k!
If I do that doesn’t that make me a non-violent extremist though?
Sure. THAT’LL appeal to the Average American.
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