Bot appears to be napping, so today’s thread is brought to you by the colour thirteen, the number puce, and the total fabulousness of the Numbat numbats

  • Taleya@aussie.zone
    14·
    1 year ago

    Dear bunnings:

    Please include in your app an option to exclude all fucking marketplace crap. It’s a glorified shopping list, i don’t need to see shit you don’t have.

    Especially when it drowns out actual store stock you great fopping twats

  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
    12·
    1 year ago

    1. Marge!

    2. Sky so pretty

    3. What is this place?

    4. Say hi to my cat

    5. I need a coffee

    Melbourne dt wrapped 2023

    Brought to you by numbats and weekday bot #001.

  • bananafungus@aussie.zone
    11·
    1 year ago

    Just did the weekly shop, and jesus fuck! At this point I’m seeing a $20-$40 per week increase, and that’s with substitutions for lower priced items or just plain going without.

    I feel like I’m going insane when I see an item I bought a week ago suddenly double the price.

  • Thornburywitch@aussie.zoneEnglish
    10·
    1 year ago

    I vote for this December as Numbat Appreciation Month. Moah numbats! Numbats everywhere! On every street corner! Roaming packs of numbats invading our parks and gardens. Enough numbats for everybody.

  • Thornburywitch@aussie.zoneEnglish
    6·
    1 year ago

    Bot clearly got into the decaf batteries. Numbats are just too adorable for their own good. Their little noses …

    • Rusty Raven @aussie.zoneM
      4·
      1 year ago

      Bot really does not like weekends. I really need to organise the bootcamp and new office space I’m planning to try to get Bot to shape up and act a bit more professionally. I have two assignments due this week, and then I only have one subject still going so will hopefully be able to find more time.

  • Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone
    6·
    1 year ago

    Adjusting my sleep cycle back to normal hours is taking longer than I expected. Feel so utterly fucked during the day.

    But that’s what I get for going to bed at 5am for a month or so 🙃

    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
      2·
      1 year ago

      Ted Cat is waking me up for first breakfast so early I’m wrecked and can barely talk. 🥴😴 I’ve tried putting him in his own room but he meows loud all night. The latest tactic is a big meal at dinner, maybe he will sleep more.

  • Bacon@aussie.zone
    5·
    1 year ago

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  • calhoon2005@aussie.zone
    5·
    1 year ago

    Tree up, time-lapse completed, front garden tree bow done. Added a blow up Christmas elf and pig to the front garden this year. Kids loved it. Multiple people commented on the walk past. Feels good man.

  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
    5·
    1 year ago

    Ted is meowing like he’s dying.

    He can see Bill eating dinner through the glass door and Ted wants it. Ted hasn’t even finish his own dinner yet

  • Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone
    4·
    1 year ago

    Spent part of my morning watching video recaps of people who died caving. That Nutty, Putty or whatever that place is, the horror of that story gave me such a visceral reaction compared other awful stories. So horrible.

    But of course I am stupid and will watch others.

    Hit the Design Market, but didn’t buy anything and weird weather, but I’ll take it. Beyotch that rode my ass in your Audi SUV may you get the runs at Xmas. Have made it to a late lunch and will enjoy my two-wheeled cruise after.

    Hope you’re enjoying your Sunday!

    • melbaboutown@aussie.zone
      3·
      1 year ago

      I had completely put Nutty Putty out of my mind until now. Thank you, even the memory of reading that is horrific.

      Time to concentrate very hard on something else.

    • useless_modern_god@aussie.zone
      3·
      1 year ago

      There’s this climbing gym down south called Bayside Rocks with a cool little caving simulation area. Two or three tunnels you can try out. Barely big enough to squeeze your body through and pitch black. It’s pretty freaky to try.

      • Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone
        3·
        1 year ago

        I haven’t had any fully claustrophobic experiences in a long time. I think there was only one when I was a child and I noped out very quickly.

        It’s weird. I don’t mind weight, contorting or manoeuvring must have an escape hatch. I don’t know. Maybe it’s calculated risk, but I could literally feel anxiety and panic just listening to it. Ugh, usually I find I have this kind of distance listening to this stuff, but tight caves… Eeek.