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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

DEAL ALERT: Guy at Self Checkout Not Looking

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DEAL ALERT: Guy at Self Checkout Not Looking

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

For probably like the next 30 seconds while he’s looking at his phone, the guy working the kiosk at the Walmart self checkout isn’t looking.

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It depends on how much stuff I’m buying. Buying a bunch of broccoli that I need for dinner? Sure. Buying a week’s worth of groceries? Hell no.

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