Yeah nah that’s a sure sign that something is up. If your partner has a strong emotional response without being able to justify/explain it, they’re either completely out of touch with themselves, or something is going down behind the scenes.

Not one to raise red flags, but that’s a huge red flag.

She’s having an affair.

Obvs fake as OP is never going to be with anyone, much less volunteer to leave the basement. Obvs gay as OP wants to be in the rear.

But for real, if such an event did happen, that’s a big sign that divorce should have happened years prior