FYI, this syndicated version is outdated. Here’s the original from the Associated Press:

This story has been corrected to show the parent who was taken into custody is not a police officer.

Something something American schools

The parent is also a police officer, just so you know.

Jokes aside, those news must be nightmare fuel for a parent dropping off their toddler at daycare before going to slave at work.

Well excuse me, I thought this was America

How Michigander toddlers handle their bullies.

Call CPS, ban parent from ever owning a firearm again, mandatory parental training and talk therapy.

I bet no one ever bullies this kid again