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minus-squarebunkyprewster@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·9 months agoI love parmesan and will take as much as I can before my spouse starts to scowl at me
minus-squareSocsa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-29 months agoThat shit is like $50/lb so just keep grating and I’ll take it in a to go box.
minus-squareaffiliate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agowhat would happen if you never told them to stop? would they eventually stop of their own accord or keep coming back with new blocks of cheese?
minus-squareSocsa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoEventually the cheese would begin to form a singularity and the grater would exist on the boundary, slowing their own perception of time with each subsequent grate.
minus-squarex4740N@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·9 months agoNow I’m wondering if that’s actually possible If you had enough cheese would the collective mass create enough gravity to pull it all together and create a blackhole
minus-squarex4740N@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·9 months agoI too love cheese and want to eat a shit ton of it but I count my calories because I don’t want to end up fat
I love parmesan and will take as much as I can before my spouse starts to scowl at me
That shit is like $50/lb so just keep grating and I’ll take it in a to go box.
what would happen if you never told them to stop? would they eventually stop of their own accord or keep coming back with new blocks of cheese?
Eventually the cheese would begin to form a singularity and the grater would exist on the boundary, slowing their own perception of time with each subsequent grate.
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Now I’m wondering if that’s actually possible
If you had enough cheese would the collective mass create enough gravity to pull it all together and create a blackhole
I too love cheese and want to eat a shit ton of it but I count my calories because I don’t want to end up fat