Yesterday I interviewed what I thought was a perfect candidate.

Later that night, I did a complete 180 and threw their CV in the bin.

Why?

Post-nut clarity.

I had intercourse that night with an unrelated party.

As soon as I completed, my first thought was “don’t hire John.”

PNC is a business leader’s greatest tool.

When I’m not getting laid, profit margins plummet.

Companies go under, entire branches get closed down.

I once did No Nut November and guess what happened?

It was 2008 and the world economy collapsed.

I’m pretty sure it was because I didn’t nut.

I don’t care that I’m posting this at 9:30am.