Dude has an insane base of dipshit followers who gloom onto him and worship his every footstep. He also maybe possibly has, like, a baby-making ranch full of women he’s conned into being his baby-mamas, a few of which sincerely adore him (at least, per TrueAnon).

He’s even bought that. He’s still not happy, though, cause his cravings constantly exceed his rate of consumption.