be me 19 straight had a few casual relationships that never really went anywhere have one friend I’ve known since elementary school tall skinny ass skater/stoner type, like 6’6 and thin as a twig I’m a bit more jockish, having been on the wrestling team in high

school

hanging out with stoner when out of the blue he says he can beat me in a fight youfuckingwhat.jpg immediately call his bluff because ego He squares up, and I go for his leg almost immediately goes down because he’s a dumbass who’s only ever won fights by hitting his opponents with a fucking skateboard have him in a headlock, waiting for him to tap out when he lets out the single sluttiest noise i have ever heard in my entire goddamned life Instantly rock hard awkward silence he taps out we don’t speak of it since then, straight porn does absolutely nothing for me have a bizarre fetish for tall bottoms mfw

Anons. I’ve been fucking bewitched by shaggy from scooby doo.