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Mustachius_Grumpius to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 21 days ago

Subway worker sh*t to death after putting 'too much mayonnaise' in sandwich

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Subway worker sh*t to death after putting 'too much mayonnaise' in sandwich

Mustachius_Grumpius to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 21 days ago
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  • Zeppo@sh.itjust.works
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    21 days ago

    i’d tip for extra mayo.

    I looked into this since it’s vaguely interesting and photos with text on them aren’t really news sources (granted, this is /c/shitposting). Censoring “shot” makes it look like she was shit to death, btw.

    https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/28/us/subway-worker-mayo-dispute-killing
    https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/atlanta-subway-shooting-suspect-criminal-history

    • Talcosis@lemmy.zip
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      Oh, they were shot.

      I 100% read that as them going out Oregon trail style.

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        21 days ago

        Makes me think something like a psychopath force fed her mayonnaise until she died

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      Asshole should have just stayed in jail if he wanted to go back so badly.

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