Sender: Vladimir Fardovskiy:

PropNET (Short For Propaganda Network) Is A Replacement For The Internet For Propaganda Reason’s We Cannot State Why It Was Created

As The CEO Of WLANDex A Search Engine That Values “Privacy” (Sharing A Photo Of Your Bank Login INFO And Your Transaction History For Personalization) And “Convenience” (Having To Scroll 100 Pages To Get To The Answer)

We Want To Sperate The “Unsecure” Internet From The Chinese, Russian, And More Internet, We Are Making A “Easternet” That Is For Dictators By Dictators

But This Is How It Works:

1: We Use No SSL Or SSH But We Use “Pastaphages” and “Macrophages” To Encrypt Data And Traffic

2: We Dont Use ISP’s We Use “Burgerphages” Instead

3: Instead Of Rate Limiters We Use “Nerve Centers”

4: And We Command All Those Using A AI Named “CaveNet”, A AI That Wont Definitely Go Rogue And Erase The World

5: We Calculate Internet Speeds By “Calories Per Second” Instead Of “Megabytes Per Second”

6: We Are Using This To Start World War 3 And Invade The Arabs First By 2031

This Is The PropNET Protocol