fixed because my first try at this broke the website.
need context?
First post: https://hexbear.net/post/107136
Second post: https://hexbear.net/post/107194
Shrek post: https://hexbear.net/post/107153
Final post: https://hexbear.net/post/107251
“give me $50/hr”
whaaat i cant do that, give me a real number and ill do what i can!
“i want a union”
im done here youll be hearing from our lawyer, fuck you
:shocked-pikachu:
well thats a pretty clear cut case of unionizing being the thing that got you fired. say hi to their lawyer for me
fr tho? what are the chances I can actually use this to hurt them?
uh, you just can.
theres no chances involved here.
you said union amd he imediately switched from negotiating a raise to firing you
:meow-shining:
NLRB will provide you their equivalent of a public defender if you start a complaint. Also some unions will offer some pro bono if you apply. AFL-CIO will (I know, I know).
LMAOOOOOOO GET FUCKED DAVE
all kidding aside, you don’t have a case here that I can see. if I were your boss I’d simply say “I asked him for a number and he gave me an answer that wasn’t a number so I stopped negotiating.” that would hold up fine. and then I’d probably go cry myself to sleep about being a corporate shit. Also, he was clearly already in the process of firing you (or accepting your constructive resignation) when you brought up the union. I say this only because I don’t want you to waste time, energy, or money on something a judge will throw right out of court.
Jesus Christ you didn’t have to actually go through with it
you put in a lot of effort. it was time.
So long as you’re fine with it and aren’t going to starve or anything
already submitted for unemployment and my roommates knew this was coming.
Ahh okay then if you were going to get fired anyway this is fucking hilarious lol. My algorithm manipulation was worth it 😉
:agony-yehaw:
oh I wasn’t going to get fired, I could have kept shrekposting indefinitely.
it was just killing me inside every day that i woke up still working there.
:quokka-smile:
I didn’t think you fuckers were going to uplike my first post, but when it happened I knew it was time.
Did you do any actual work lol. In awe of the sheer energy of this post.
I didn’t think you fuckers were going to uplike my first post, but when it happened I knew it was time.
If you spam lots of comments it automatically puts the post at the top of the front page, even if it has like 10 upvotes. So that way everyone sees it and upvotes it. I didn’t realize that it was that powerful though lol. Sorry for making you lose your job lol.
if the post wasn’t good, no one would have upvooted and the mods would have purged me. worth the risk.
We’ve been great to you here.
:doubt: If you’re here, Dave, blow it out your ass you brain-melted chud piece of shit
they were paying me minimum wage and trying to make me come into an office while they worked from home. this builds resentment in the worker.
What utter bullshit. Glad you got out of there, comrade :heart-sickle: And thank you for taking us on this incredible journey with you. This is what I’ll point to now every time some troll says this site sucks.
The only thing we’re missing to complete the r/cth experience is a random chud wandering in to scold you then getting dogpiled by our big beautiful posters
I am surprised I haven’t gotten any rage spam so far tbh
You know, I was pretty meh on the Shrek posting, but if this is the kind of content it brings us, consider me a convert.
I’m a believer
AND I SAW HIS FACE
:shrek:
We could all use a little change
Lmfao his reaction to shrek land was like something out of a sitcom. I love it
the site doesn’t let you update multiple images so I had to do it by hand. I didn’t dox myself this time I think though, so that’s good
David sounds pretty rude.
Dave is terrible at his job and has failed upwards in life because he is a cishet white male born to the baby boomer generation.
He’s a boomer? Ew.
ikr
I hope you sent this to Jim as well, especially the “fuck you fuck you fuck you” texts :che-laugh:
good idea brb
“I’m concerned about Dave’s mental health. he talked about unionizing and then sent me this.”
edit: sent this and I got to Jim before Dave did lol If I’m lucky Jim fires Dave before Dave fires me.
edit 2: checked my email and Dave fired me asap
LMFAOOOOOOOO comrade I appreciate you deciding to never mark “you can contact this business about my employment history” on any future job applications this saga has made me literally cry laughing
“I want a raise to $25/hr” (literally not even $50k/year you were being NICE here)
Dave’s dumbass: :whywhywhywhywhy: please be reasonable you do realize I have to keep you in wage slavery!!
“No wait $50/hr” :che-laugh:
seriously. Dave had a stupid good deal on my labor even though I was mostly just shrek posting by the end.
fun life hack: saying you were a “consultant” for any employment gaps
fun life hack: saying you were a “consultant” for any employment gaps
:sicko-intrigued:
:sankara-salute: This is the legendary chapo energy we’ve been missing. Will go down in the halls of greatness for sure, fuck you Dave I hope the NLRB destroys you. Dave delenda est.
Hi Dave. Welcome to Shrekland.
If you join us in the swamp you get a free :gui-better:
Join us Dave.
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Hi dave. This too why not.
Dave why aren’t you responding Dave? Don’t you like our content?
Please Dave
Dave PLEASE
Revolution in our time.
Saw that edit.
:honk-commie:
I spread the propaganda I don’t make the propaganda.
I feel guilty because I steal basically everything from comrades. I am a fraud if I ever say “my”.
intellectual property is a lie steal everything
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JIMS GONNA FREAK
Jim freaked.
Wow, big :chad: energy
I am just a reflection of hexbear
@ScreamoBMO - I really need for tomorrow to be shrek saturday and for that art I made to be the site logo so I hope that is still happening. :heart-sickle:
