This sounds fun.
I may not survive very long, but I’ll be damned if I don’t spawn an absolutely legendary tale
I think I’m in trouble
No clue what it’ll be but it’ll certainly be rad.
I just want to say, that your username is Neato.
Lord help me
Ded.
I’ll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can’t actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I’m not even useful for keeping people entertained.
I’ll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.
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We can travel together.
Man I’m fucked
Hey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.
I think I’ll be alright
I’m either slapping people to death with a broken 40’ tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.
I guess it really depends on how evolved it is
Above the human level.
As The Crazy Game Master, I’m not the one dying.
Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.
Shit.
I’m certainly going to roll a 1.
I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage
I’m too cool to die >:3
I last long, I cast spells
