Comrades, I had my performance report with Xi last week. I’m gonna be honest, it did not go great. To start with, his two cups of tea was such a sigma chad flex that I was left speechless; Barely able to answer his queries. But he made one thing abundantly clear. The Milker was not WOKE enough. So I’ve done the only thing I could thing of.

That’s right…

I’ve added the option of a small breasted avatar.

They’re barely even noticable! And those hips? Not for child rearing at all!

But that’s not all! I’ve also added the option of changing your avatar’s skin color. By my calculations the milker is now 200. no! 275% more WOKE!

CW: Milking related stuff ahead.

I’ve also fleshed out a bit more of the milking stuff behind the scenes, but I’m not sure I’m happy with it.

One of the big ideas behind building this in the first place was using one of the grip buttons as a Dead Man’s Switch equivalent of a safe word. To be totally honest, when using The Handy with VR porn, it’s **incredibly ** intense. And so I often had the idea that a switch like this would be incredibly useful to pause the stroker’s motion and help edge things out for longer.

So, what I’ve done so far is made it so that the Safe Word Switch is only active during the stroking. You can see me demonstrate this a couple of times in video. Previously, releasing the switch during the stroke routine merely paused the stroking. Now it activates a message which will be expanded to include audio. Things like telling the user to breathe or think about Xi or whatever to help calm them down a bit. But, I’m really rethinking that maybe the switch should be active during the whole session. This will give me the option of allowing for less intense stroking to occur during the quiz portion of the experience, while also throwing a second of stroking in here and there if they get a question right that they’ve previously struggled with. IDK, I don’t think that I’ll flesh it out much more than just making it active through the entire experience before doing an alpha release, but I think it’s a change that needs to be made.

Also, I think my thoughts are finally coalescing around how I want to do the main menu. As it stands now I’m just introducing a bunch of options, but I think I’m going to make it so that hitting the start button leads you on a path of options themed to seem like they’re filling out a BDSM contract, with each button forward being labeled “I consent” or something along those lines. So like a menu for handedness, a DOM or DOMME voice preference, words they might like or not like to be called by the voice, body configuration, etc.

Oh, and I made a basic flowchart of the milking workflow, if you’re curious.

Still hoping to release an alpha for testing sometime in (probably late) april. By this summer at least! (I’m sorry, Xi!) The big boxes that need checking off now are:

• Welcome tutorial
• Finishing the Menu
• Stroke Length configuration menu option
• End Game
• Calming Protocol
• Handling unapproved finishing - I’m currently leaning towards having the option of them pulling the trigger if they’re going to finish outside of the endgame and it will just maintain whatever stroke settings are currently getting them off. Then when they release the trigger it will ask them if they finished.
• Adding some audio; Taunts, instructions, etc. Probably gonna use AI for now. Since no Xi Bucks yet.

I think that’s it for this update. Thanks for all the comments, even the ones of disbelief. I assure you I’m laughing at this as much as you are.