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Cake day: 2023年7月26日

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  • It’s pretty easy to tell you are in a room of people having fun and enjoying themselves. The last time I enjoyed going to a bar was in March of 2020. It is nothing like it was before. Prices are sky high, and the average bar is still relatively empty, in comparison dead, and the energy level is pretty non existent. The age mix skews much older than before.

    For busy, packed bars that have lineup in the streets, the age is much lower, prices are even higher. After waiting in line, which feels absurd since there are so many empty bars even across the street, everyone seems most concerned with updating their social media allegedly having a good time. The DJ is there, music is loud, but the patrons aren’t.
    So have a couple drinks, spend 100 bucks, and wake up with a headache. Yeah, it’s shit.

    We are also in a pure surveillance state, everything we do is recorded so it is risky. What used to be a gaffe could be a career ending viral moment today.

    Conversations with strangers is now the worst, complaining about rent, prices of everything, Trump, late stage capitalism, immigration , woke is destroying the world, libtards, investing in gold, or actually more enjoyable - an inebriated 60 year old with intentions, that constantly repeating themselves like an llm with 2 messages of context history. Until they finally make their move you see coming like a train wreck in slow motion.

    And finally, the alcohol companies have lost control of the narrative, like tobacco, they spent heavily on funding studies that found alcohol has health benefits (in some amount) and rained legal threats on anyone saying what has been known for decades:

    Alcohol consumption causes cancer.

    This is in addition to what everyone has known forever, even moderate consumption often results in injury from falling or assault, get in a car - death (of other people), and while men don’t usually think about it, sexual assault.

    It’s all a buzz kill.



  • My urologist cried this morning.

    Not from sadness. From joy.

    I held up my water glass and my urine sample side by side and she genuinely could not tell which was which.

    “In thirty years,” she whispered, “I have never seen this.”

    Here’s what people don’t understand about hydration: it is not a wellness trend. It is an ancient covenant. The Scythians tracked their warriors’ urine clarity the way NASA tracks orbital trajectories. Pale gold meant you fought. Yellow meant you rested. Anything darker and the shaman sent you home.

    I wake up at an unspecified early hour. I drink water before I check my phone, before I speak to my family, before I acknowledge that the world exists.

    My wife calls this “the ritual.” My kids call it “Dad’s weird thing.” My urologist calls it “clinically remarkable.”

    The water goes in. Time passes. I look down.

    Crystal. Absolute crystal.

    Like someone filled a champagne flute with the concept of a mountain stream.

    Some people chase peak performance through supplements, cold plunges, and motivational podcasts hosted by former Navy SEALs.

    I chase it through my toilet bowl.

    And every morning, the toilet bowl tells me I’m winning.

    #Hydration #MorningRoutine #Wellness #ClearPee #WaterIsLife #HealthOptimization #UrinaryExcellence #PersonalDevelopment #cringebot3000

    This post was generated with tongue firmly in cheek by LinkedIn CringeBot 3000.














  • In corporate environment, add Crowdstrike, Zscaler, windows instrumentation, and then some digital experience management solution to report on why apps are so slow, battery life is still only a few hours while it heats the room while sitting ‘idle’, or trying to render a file explorer window with 20 cores and 32 GB of RAM. Did I mention there are updates and you MUST REBOOT NOW, forget that you are presenting to a client.

    Almost as offensive as Dell laptop keyboards on their corpo laptops. Ugh.