Briar if you’re on Android

Going by recent history?

Probably for not nazi-ing hard enough.

Don’t bring any drugs to the tournament.

What the fuck did I just read?

In a positive sign for the president, his economic numbers appear to be in recovery … now sitting at a minus-12 net rating.

That’s some heavy spin to get -12 to be a win.

Alligator Auschwitz

It wasn’t Trump who went to Moscow on that 4th of July

God damnit. I had forgotten about that.

Fair point. My kid eats a lot of turkey sandwiches.

Anyone know the conversion rate of turkey slices to hotdogs?

Seems more like a byproduct of racism than racist in and of itself.

That doesn’t explain the couple hundred gop Congress members going along with it.

Legally armed… except for the illegal fully automatic weapons and the pipe bombs.

Team Orca!

as little as one hot dog a day

That still seems like a lot to me.

Where does swimming in sewage fit into his “clean living” plan?

https://theonion.com/god-angrily-clarifies-dont-kill-rule-1819566178/

Dom DeLuise gave it a voice, but it was from the mind of Mel Brooks

Mel Brooks

https://spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Pizza_the_Hutt

I found his mugshot

I’m a lot more interested in this than all the UFC and WWE crap they keep trying to get me to watch.

Feel free to fuck off and die at any time.