Adkml [he/him]

Give it 6 months and nobody is going to be able to ignore it.

Especially if China single handedly humiliates Trump into ending tariffs on other countries by just refusing to engage.

That’s uhhhh not how you use a bike seat.

Well correction I guess that’s not how you use a bike seat if your end goal is to ride a bike

I have a hard time seeing this as anything other than constructing an alibi for when she ends up “accidently” being shot in the back of the head at close range.

I can’t believe there’s a bunch of corpo chud bullshit happening on the corpo chud bullshit app.

No i said literally the opposite and said it’s bullshit to expect trans people to single handedly stand up to this shit without support.

I didn’t mean to say that’s what I would do if I was them I was fucking around.

I guess I should have started the comment with “bit idea” instead of saying “what I would do is”

My bad, I was just trying to make light of a shitty situation.

Totally and then everybody would clap and tell me how big it was.

Or the press secretary, or Pam Bondi…

I was literally going to say that could be 4 different people I can think of off the top of my head.

Guess the pearl clutching about dress codes is out the window now that this sophomore year stoner is a part of the press pool.

Yea why would anybody need 4chan when Twitter is just 4chan but you can get paid to post slurs.

Yea same on the east coast its wild how beneficial wetlands are to biodiversity and it’s even wilder that nothing humans have come up with is anywhere near as effective at creating wetlands as just letting beavers do their thing.

I know it’s bullshit to expect the most vulnerable to do the heavy lifting when it comes to opposing existing power structures…

But that’s exactly what I’d be doing.

Anytime I had to piss I’d walk over to my most bigoted coworker and start pissing on their desk. Sorry, just following the law. I’m not allowed in either bathroom and tou have to let me relieve myself at work. Might be time to start considering whether these laws make any sense.

My ongoing working theory that the UK proved to be completely irredeemable after rejecting Corbyn and you dont have to care about it because it’s all bullshit continues to have a 100% success rate.

That’s awesome, not super familiar with them since they’re half a world away but I’ve encountered beavers imapact first hand while dragging boats over beaver dams.

I thought beavers were number 2, how do elephants change their environment?

Also fun fact the catholic church once decreed that beavers were fish so settlers in America could eat them during lent.

I just want to let you know if you ever wonder why it seems like everybody you know hates you it’s because your an insufferable moron and they’re totally right.

No you didn’t you got called out, started making excuses and then just started acting like an npc scripped entirely on stupid reddit catchphrase to continuously insist you aren’t owned.

Your complete inability to admit to a mistake is incredibly embaressing.

No you dipshit you literally said the college students murdered by some chud deserved it.

This requires zero self reflection by me. I didn’t do anything but call out somebody for saying murdered students deserved it. It could be an opportunity for you to not say stupid shit you don’t even understand the meaning of.

Bit I don’t believe that’ll happen because your entire vocabulary appears to be reddit clichés without even having the intelligence to know what they mean.

Your “reaction” is to say the students deserved it.

That’s what that saying means.

If your entire online personality is just gonna be catch phrases you heard other people say at least fucking use them correctly. As opposed to saying this is what the murder victims deserve and voted for.

Thank God we’ve got redditors here with their hilarious original quips to lighten up the topic.