How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

It’s taking your milk for dairy product replacements

I’ve put many signs up when working construction for warning of all sorts. People don’t read signs. There’s so many everywhere now trying to throw some sort of product down our neck that we’ve gone sign blind.

Is that lemonfred?

R

The gate that goes both ways

No, no I can’t.

Wait, you mean, we live in space?

Caught in a landslide?

M

Maybe they are whale skulls

Depends on the oil but cooking oil is organic material so it shouldn’t be an issue.

Is exactly what the American people should be doing

Depending on what you meant by “very easily impressed with basic factual statements” it could go either way. I’m an adult and I’m happy to admit I don’t know a lot things, sometimes I’ve been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

I can’t imagine caring about what other people do to themselves that has zero effect on my life

If the bar is heaving, always order the Guinness last, preferably after they’ve had time to sort out all the other drinks first.

No good at likensubs*

Then I misread your initial comment I guess. I can get behind that.

Toxic masculinity?

I’ve never known anyone except people on the internet to be all “everyone should be themselves and do what they enjoy”

And then when someone enjoys something that they don’t like it’s suddenly “No, not like that! That’s toxic!”

If you don’t like “disgusting” things or dark humour that’s absolutely fine but don’t call people toxic for liking it. I would say that’s a toxic trait in itself.

I find feet disgusting but I’m not here to call someone toxic cos they have a foot fetish.

The buckfast motto tells you everything you need to know.

Buckfast gets you fucked fast.

It’s intended to be consumed in a park directly from the bottle.

An ungodly fortified tonic wine brewed by people of god. Brewed could even be a strong word, if I had to guess, I would say it’s extracted from a natural reserve which was originally thought to be oil until they realised it gets you shitfaced.