I genuinely hate how this is an accurate statement

I’d rather throw them into an industrial grade bulk waste grinder and be done with it myself, but I can see the appeal.

Darn only like 2 catches of the day

Let me scrape some taglines out of the pile before I get to cleaning

Thank China we still have time to prep

I’m busy rotting my brain with other books currently

They could still wreck his plane just to one-up him after confirming he food trucked out

John Reed’s 10 days book is a good choice. Anna Louis Strong’s also a good writer.

I can eat asian peppers but for some reason peppers from the americas wreck me.

Here’s the cool thing, you don’t have to defend. Strategic warfare dictates that when you’re forced into a defense, instead deflect and go on a counter-offense. In other words, social democrats may sorta suck, but whip it around to start shitting on them tenfold for being literal right-wing maga fascists that cheered for Trump and Israel, as well as having an incoherent political platform that can be boiled down to social chauvanism WASP worship, right-opportunist capital restorationism, Trotskyite war mongering, and a completely fluid party line that changes daily at the whim of the cult of personality cultivating twitch streamer that leads the american clown party

knock off the protestant bit

Sorry racists, the federal government considers all people with Middle Eastern and North African backgrounds who live in the United States are legally defined and classified as White.

You wouldn’t call your lord and savior white jesus, born in a little town in the middle east called Bethelehem, not white would you?

he’s basically Fiorello Henry La Guardia reborn, if I remember my new york mayor history.

A hundred years down the road, the history of the Civil War marks its beginning with the moment the Vice-President of the United states Kamala Harris pushed President Hillary Clinton down the steps in the Washington monument in order to become president

IRGC literally handing the Democrats wins on a silver platter, how they turn this down will be really funny.

Future lib primary candidates holding public debates about their day one iran invasion plans the moment they take office and how their opponents don’t go far enough. The primary winner promises to appeal to moderate Republicans by glassing inch of land between the land promised to their greatest campaign contributer the newly created state of ha’impria hisralit hagdula and Pakistan. Ends up accidentally ramming a nuclear missile into the rebuilt One World Trade Center (it doesn’t go off, but it drops the tower again) and sparking the American Civil War (Hogs gone wild) and the collapse of the United States of America into regional warlord states with the Midwest holding the most power as the legitimate president of the United States in Exile Michael James Lindell ordered his patriotic pillow minutemen to raid and loot the nuclear silos that dot the land to create dirty bombs and asks for the brave meemaws and pawpawps of America to make the greatest sacrifice of taking his pillowcase pocket nukes into the hearts of liberal strongholds and detonate them (they’re told the pillowcases are just anti-liberal-communist-islamic-fascist weapons that only zap the bad guys straight to hell and leaves the chosen true Patriots smelling freshly lemon scented). Sadly on the morning of the brave yeehawdies departure, during the early bird special breakfast feast held in their honor, newly minted general of the moderate republican faction James Carville, who’s mission was to deliver what he thought was a weather machine designed to shoot lightning at Hasan Piker to give him a taste of his own medicine, accidentally wired his pillowcase nuke into an electric outlet and wiped Morrison County, Minnesota, off the map and singlehandedly decapitated the largest right-wing faction in the Disunited United States and left the rest of the Civil War factions in a genuine free-for-all where it could be anyone’s win.

Communism is when you get to enjoy brunch, sip mimosas, not think about what’s going on in the world.

no i keep my music bot slop server managed to a T

I got the same goblin rec. How strange

MLs don’t cry at night because bedtimes are authoritarian. We cry whenever we feel like it.

There is strength in a union.

Great song. There is power - there is power - in a band of working folks - when we stand - hand in hand!