Hey bruh, you wanna skip forward a song on this playlist? Toggle down on the steering wheel control.

You. Dirty. Mother. Fucker.

Also old people. So many old people sending links to lies and bullshit.

This graph is crazy when you realize that Tesla is valued at more than all the others combined.

It’s under “Kia/Hyundai.”

I don’t know about oil prices, but gas prices are still up like 50% by me.

This is more of a prequel.

I wouldn’t say his voice was abnormally weak, except he wasn’t shouting- which is unusual. He was definitely covering his hand though. Considering he almost constantly makes hand gestures, it’s pretty obvious.

Steam up the windows/mirrors and write something. It’s only visible when the room steams up again.

“Help,” “I’m sorry,” “I miss you,” etc.

I also used to buy wall decals. You can buy Mario themed ones or whatever and leave them inside cabinets, behind doors, etc. The right kind comes off without leaving any residue.

I’m going to file a flibbity jillion dollar suit against Trump for emotional distress. You know, as long as we’re making up random numbers.

God damnit. You just ruined the one song of their’s that I liked.

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Just speculating here, but 60 year olds probably don’t have a lot of epic adventures or sexy romances.

Parkland Florida median home value: $896,250… Yeah, real cheap.

Also half of this list is Texas. Pass.

… Yeah, I’m going to go ahead and blame the catastrophic decline on Trump. Sure, Fox News, Reagan, Citizens United, and a hundred other distracted disasters preceded Trump, but that Nazi shitbag has driven the U.S. straight off a cliff. The damage from his hand selected supreme court alone is terrifying.

Pro tip:

Put the thing in your cart, enter your info, then don’t check out. Check your email the next day. Many companies will email you a promo code to make the sale. Successfully did this just last week.

Surprised he didn’t paint it orange with gold accents.

Nobody loses money like trump

I suppose I never got that far into the show. After the scene where Billy Bob portrays himself as an expert on why windmills don’t work, I just about threw my remote at the TV. It’s just plain lies. Viewers took it as truth.

"Do you have any idea how much diesel they have to burn to mix that much concrete?

"Or make that steel and haul this s*** out here and put it together with a 450-foot crane? You want to guess how much oil it takes to lubricate that f****** thing, or winterize it? In its 20-year lifespan, it won’t offset the carbon footprint of making it.

"And don’t get me started on solar panels and the lithium in your Tesla battery.

“And never mind the fact that if the whole world decided to go electric tomorrow, we don’t have the transmission lines to get the electricity to the cities. It would take 30 years if we started tomorrow.”

For some reason I read State of Fear recently. At the end of the book he wrote page after page of why he thought global warming wasn’t real.

I can’t recall the exact language he used, but he said something to the effect of “we shouldn’t use any global warming protections until we can exactly predict the weather for ten years. If we can’t predict the weather precisely, the obviously we can’t prove global warming is real.”

Aside from being full of misleading and cherry picked data. The book was terrible. The whole thing read like a bad science lesson from a second rate conspiracy theorist.

If you really want to vomit from propaganda masquerading as entertainment, watch Landman.

It depends on what you’re voting for. The House of representatives is based on your district, not your state as a whole. There are some very oddly shaped districts to take advantage of this.

For anyone that doesn’t understand what gerrymandering is:

1. Imagine your favorite soccer team scores however many goals in a season. Now you have the power to reallocate those goals amongst whatever games you want. Instead of losing some games 3-1 and winning some 4-0 you win every single game 2-1, except you lose one game 40-0. Still the same number of goals, but your record is significantly different. Now do this with votes by district.

2. Different districts get different voting support. There are areas that the line to vote is very long. Sometimes hours. This isn’t an accident. Some people just don’t have time, capacity, or the effort to spend half of their day voting.

For example: Georgia banned giving water to people waiting in line to make conditions worse.