He genuinely thinks he won the world cup now. That’s the way his tiny brain works.

This game is genius until you’re determined to truly finish it… Then the next level of the puzzles border on insanity.

Until October. Then comes the snow.

Don’t speak ill of the dead and all… but I would shit on this loser’s grave if given the opportunity. Those are about the nicest words I can stomach.

I don’t visit coffee shops, but out and about, people on zoom calls, or regular calls are much louder.

Hey bruh, you wanna skip forward a song on this playlist? Toggle down on the steering wheel control.

You. Dirty. Mother. Fucker.

Also old people. So many old people sending links to lies and bullshit.

This graph is crazy when you realize that Tesla is valued at more than all the others combined.

It’s under “Kia/Hyundai.”

I don’t know about oil prices, but gas prices are still up like 50% by me.

This is more of a prequel.

I wouldn’t say his voice was abnormally weak, except he wasn’t shouting- which is unusual. He was definitely covering his hand though. Considering he almost constantly makes hand gestures, it’s pretty obvious.

Steam up the windows/mirrors and write something. It’s only visible when the room steams up again.

“Help,” “I’m sorry,” “I miss you,” etc.

I also used to buy wall decals. You can buy Mario themed ones or whatever and leave them inside cabinets, behind doors, etc. The right kind comes off without leaving any residue.

I’m going to file a flibbity jillion dollar suit against Trump for emotional distress. You know, as long as we’re making up random numbers.

God damnit. You just ruined the one song of their’s that I liked.

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Just speculating here, but 60 year olds probably don’t have a lot of epic adventures or sexy romances.

Parkland Florida median home value: $896,250… Yeah, real cheap.

Also half of this list is Texas. Pass.

… Yeah, I’m going to go ahead and blame the catastrophic decline on Trump. Sure, Fox News, Reagan, Citizens United, and a hundred other distracted disasters preceded Trump, but that Nazi shitbag has driven the U.S. straight off a cliff. The damage from his hand selected supreme court alone is terrifying.

Pro tip:

Put the thing in your cart, enter your info, then don’t check out. Check your email the next day. Many companies will email you a promo code to make the sale. Successfully did this just last week.