Ridding ourselves of the major symptom is not a cure. There will be more “Trumps”.

Oh no! The miserable sacks of shit are sad! ACAB.

They did the math! If there is air resistance in space…

It may not buy happiness, but it sure as hell removes a lot of obstacles to happiness!

This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!

I wonder what their price point is. Somehow, the more money the cops have, the bigger their toys. But the streets stay the same.

Arrrr…

THAT’S COMMUNISM!

You’ll think this dude is crazy when you are down $200 after your first year. But check again in 10 years when it has doubled in value. Just pretend the money doesn’t exist.

Shock We’ve ALWAYS been with war with East Asia (or at least since Tuesday)!

Rock, flag, and eagle, baby! /s

TRIPLE DICK DUDE!

I was so pissed off when I first learned that Golden Parachute is an actual legal term.

The right has a thing for dead kids. Do anything and everything to get them born! But then fuck you, get a job, kid.

They did. Did you here that silence?

A single cop car on the side of the road can get everybody to magically follow the speed limit.

I see it every year.

Some clown runs for office, drops out of the race… and gets a big chunk of dough.

I mean, you have to be a real low-life piece of shit… to get involved in politics.

I think it’s Loss.

But we got the libs! And the rich got richer. I’ll be rich too someday…

This isn’t funny. It’s real… :(