I love when I’m sick and I can hit the bass notes from the Phillip glass score to that film.

And also as net neutrality is gutted and the oligarchs ensure internet fast and slow lanes.

I always hated undercover boss because of the temporary nature of the arrangement. Anybody can live on rice and beans for a week if they have to, it’s the knowing that it will end and you can go back to your opulence that makes it bearable. They really need to experience no hope to get the real picture. The weight on your conscience 24/7 knowing that it will never get better is what crushes people.

“hell I got lots of friends”

… “I don’t.”

God damn that scene gets me every time.

He will always be Doc Holliday to me.

Yeah, Trump will just win with like 270% of the vote

Classic projection again

He still is, but he used to be too

Definitely, can’t be too careful

Alternately, give him the entirety of the Moon, with the caveat that the space suit responsible for keeping him alive must be directly and 100% designed personally by Elon musk.

No matter how many bad people are waiting to take his place, one less Putin in the world is a net positive.

Oh for fucks sake

That’s funny, Looney Tunes on my jellyfin server still works perfectly fine.

I recently had to remove line breaks from the public key in a key pair, why did I never think of doing this

110% at minimum

6,000 rounds of tactical bone spurs in each wing

I personally know at least a few people that honest to god think it was a wave. You cannot reason with these people.

That the sun is the center of the universe

Looks like wet filament to me. Those pock marks are what happens when the moisture immediately evaporates to steam and bursts when it hits the nozzle.

I’d open that single malt I reserve for truly special obituaries.