“hell I got lots of friends”

… “I don’t.”

God damn that scene gets me every time.

He will always be Doc Holliday to me.

Yeah, Trump will just win with like 270% of the vote

Classic projection again

He still is, but he used to be too

Definitely, can’t be too careful

Alternately, give him the entirety of the Moon, with the caveat that the space suit responsible for keeping him alive must be directly and 100% designed personally by Elon musk.

No matter how many bad people are waiting to take his place, one less Putin in the world is a net positive.

Oh for fucks sake

That’s funny, Looney Tunes on my jellyfin server still works perfectly fine.

I recently had to remove line breaks from the public key in a key pair, why did I never think of doing this

110% at minimum

6,000 rounds of tactical bone spurs in each wing

I personally know at least a few people that honest to god think it was a wave. You cannot reason with these people.

That the sun is the center of the universe

Looks like wet filament to me. Those pock marks are what happens when the moisture immediately evaporates to steam and bursts when it hits the nozzle.

I’d open that single malt I reserve for truly special obituaries.

“you didn’t see graphite on the roof because it isn’t there. This man is ill take him to the infirmary”

Classic USSR/GOP tactic.

Gently down the byte stream

Better than meatloaf with Meatloaf I guess.