you and me both

what’s your favorite dinosaur

Q: who is a good malewife

A: my focus is on addressing the affordability crisis

also the finn plot line has no tension and the pacing is shit

choosing “paying rent” and “relationship hang-ups” as areas to focus the plot around make no sense when there are hundreds of more interesting stories that could’ve been told in fionnaworld

business killing regulations were destroying the airline industry.

thanks to recent reforms, we can finally build airplanes out of wax

Do u think when Trump was on Epstein’s private jet, he and Bill Clinton sat next to each other and held hands?

neat

1. Buy house
2. Fill it with deadly traps
3. Wait for dollar to collapse
4. Tell the repo men if they come inside they will lose a leg

Get affordable housing with this one neat trick

this is an anomaly caused by blood sacrifices to the personification of frost

How do you do the date range filtering? When I try it with DuckDuckGo it never works

For real. Elon should be the villain the forcibly turns people into cyborgs to save humanity, Bezos should be the Bond esque villain, and Zuckerberg should be the villain that traps people in virtual reality pods

yes, but Albert wins with prep time. he’s a genius

why is it that my local library never has a tome containing forbidden knowledge that grants the reader great power at a terrible cost

Boy am I glad my lawyer was able to prevent me from going to jail!

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 r𝘢𝘵.

Please whack him to protect the Gambino family’s best interests

If air travel is messed up for the holidays people will freak out.

Convince rich liberals that they are not insulated from the government shutdown with this one easy trick

I made 1,984 cupcakes for my Anti-Communist themed party. To keep with the theme, guests have to pay in order to eat them

very good bit

everything I hear about it is terrible, but it is popular with autistic people so I will watch it to better relate to my culture

wtf claydol is cool

and it keeps flip flopping which faction it wants to side with for the ending