I walked past my cat and wanted to pet her, but I knew she’d run if I bent over. So naturally I stuck my foot in her face instead. She went “Mweeeeee!!!” in response. Which isn’t that funny now that I write it out, but I assure you it was a very funny noise.
She already has. :) I’ve had her for almost four years now. She’s a wonderful cat. I mean, she’s a terrible little gremlin like all cats, but she’s also great.
(She came up and squeaked at me for pets while I was typing this. I think that means she says hi.)