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  • There’s plenty of Michigan entertainers that need to be mentioned above these hacks.

    Eminem

    Bob Seger

    Stevie Wonder

    Greta Van Fleet

    Jack White

    Big Sean

    Billy Strings

    Alice Cooper

    Iggy Pop

    Madonna

    ICP (Don’t say shit, these guys are cool as fuck)

    If we could bring back the dead, there would be UNLIMITED Motown artists.

    Other Notables:

    Lizzo is a bitch, Anthony Keidis is a perv. Chad Smith seems cool though. The romantics, sponge, Mike Posner, Bazzi, MC5, Electric Six, Uncle Kracker, The Verve Pipe, Grandfunk Railroad, Sufjan Stevens, Danny Brown.

    So fuck Bob Richie and fuck Ted Nugent.







  • Sorry? Hell naw. Double down. Make it their fault. Get even more mad than them. Brandish your gun. Then brandish your second gun. Fire a warning shot towards their vehicle. Finish your beer in case you need to get out of the car. Challenge other driver to fisticuffs. Lose. Go home and explain to wife why you lost another fight. Get sad. Go to bar. Get really drunk. Pass out on stoop of the Wayne County Building. Miss work for the 3rd time this month. Get fired. Get kicked out of house by wife. Move into bachelor apartment. No artwork on walls. Only Kroger brand bread, condiments, and cheese slices in fridge. See kids every other weekend. Start going to AA meetings on a whim. Find new job. Hit the gym. Find new hobbies. Meet new girlfriend. Come to terms with faults and find peace through meditation and mindfulness. Experience growth. Drive to work one day. Accidentally cut a guy off. Double down…