You could answer the question

Not paying for PBS content is like stealing from your local library.

“Hey, Mom! Look at what I said to someone online!”

Let them eat limbs

reddit Reddit Reddit reddit.

Wtf does censoring it do?

People say that shit all the time, quit trying to feel smart online.

Just don’t talk to people who are socially and cognitively beneath you.

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“I thought I was autistic. It turns out I’m retarded.”

wtf did he do to you?

I was worried until I read the first line:

“A 74-year-old man went to an emergency department in Florida with rapidly rotting limbs after jumping into the waters off Florida’s Gulf Coast.”

I won’t be stepping foot in Florida and I refuse to swim in the ocean as everything in it wants you dead.

That’s why football is called football. There’s only one kicker. One foot.

I’m not a big fan of goulash.

See? Opinions aren’t fun when not asked for.

I’m imagining it right now

“I play video games with the same input as Microsoft Excel.”

Myst.

Yeah, I Myst the fucking point of this fucking game, dog.

I ain’t reading all that other cuckoo-nanny shit though.

With posts like that, I’m sure you are approached a lot.

Let me try to help.

Listen up, blue hair, soy boy, beta cuck. I’ll gladly pay out the ass for gas so trans people don’t get to place 4th place in college badminton that I was previously unaware of.

Does that do it for you?

We can yell into the abyss all we want, but the abyss isn’t yelling back.

Will you put this screenshot of a 28 business names and their corresponding websites into an Excel file for me?

Saving this ultra late-term abortion candidate for later.