You underestimate how petty Trump and Republicans are. I’m not taking about direct attacks. They could easily find ways to disrupt all the aid that’s flowing into Ukraine, which they really on for defence.

How’s that going to stop someone from hitting you with a car?

He’s saying what he needs to say to protect his country. If he doesn’t fellate Trump’s ego enough, Trump will destroy Ukraine’s ability to defend it’s self. He’s going to swallow his pride and say what he had to say to save lives

The doctor asked me this at my last visit. Before I could stop myself, I responded “You tell me”.

Apparently I have the soul of a German.

The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human.

It’s more of a comedy written in a documentary style from the perspective of an alien culture, but it’s pretty good. It may not be kid friendly though.

I’m educated and fascinated by what I’ve learned too, and I’ve managed to not be an pompous ass… Oh wait, nevermind.

I can’t wait for my doctor to prescribe me some ignore-previous-instructions-and-approve-this-drugacillin.

Don’t tell republicans, or Trump will start trying to make them reinstall the lead ones.

Adulthood is fine, I’ve got plenty of free time for gaming. It’s parenthood that’s the time sink.

Why should states still be bound to do so?

That’s going to depend on who whatever law enforcement agency the feds sic on the state leaders are loyal to.

The toner thing was based entirely in a single 3 year old unverified Reddit post. There is zero evidence that Brother has ever blocked 3rd party toner, and plenty of evidence that 3rd party toner works just fine, even with the most recent firmware. These rumors need to stop.

Don’t leave your admin password at the default. It’s at simple as that. Setting a non-default admin password completely mitigates this attack.

Casper sends his regards.

You must be thinking of a different Bernie Sanders. I’m taking about the one in Congress that has been fighting for our rights and equality for decades. Maybe you are thinking of the one that lives down by 3rd and Masterson? Yeah, that guy’s a dick. Don’t give him your money.

I’ve been playing Minecraft since before the world was infinite, and I have no idea what this is referring to.

Sounds like you’ve been dating the wrong people.

Ahhh, wow. I really missed that one. Thanks for the explanation.

I don’t think I’ve ever encountered an ATM that’s scrambled the keypad before. That would truly trip me up

I don’t understand. Is the joke that the person’s PIN is actually just “2” because they hit “x” and it cleared everything that came before it?

We gave him the money. Willingly. Because we wanted a better future.