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Cake day: June 10th, 2023

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  • I was working for that women once, and she was super nice. I was like 30 and she was around 50, but she tried really hard to be cool and hip. She said she’s hosting a dinner party bbq kinda deal and if i wanna come. I said i’d love to, but i already have tickets for a concert.
    “What concert?”
    “Oh it’s that band, they are not really famous.”
    “I know some bands, you know?!”
    “Infant Annihilator”
    “What’s that?”
    ‘They are called INFANT ANNIHILATOR’
    “Oh okay… Never heard of them.”






  • A lot of people do, weirdly. My dad is super obese and would rather eat weird smelling old ass cheap processed meat than anything remotely healthy. But he would bever eat the same thing twice a day, or the next day. Everything he cooks and doesn’t eat gets immediately thrown away. Meanwhile i can cook on sunday and eat it for a week.
    There was this throwaway line in some random sitcom where someone aks if they want to have Chinese food for dinner and he says something like: we had chinese food yesterday. On which he replied: chinese people eat chinese food everyday.