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10 hours ago
“X the everything app”
Bureaucrat the everyone account
Bureaucrat [pup/pup's, null/void]
we are puppy now lol 
what would happen if we’d ban ourselves? 
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Cake day: November 12th, 2024
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2·11 hours agoZephon
Looks pretty cool! We hope you enjoy the heck out of it.
No. We are going to bring the golden age to the entire internet and it will never end.
Edit: bork bork Woof!
It is just the beginning of the real drama! (we are going to take over the entire internet but we need your help)
We have a tattoo in our ear.
3·12 hours agoYeah but Corgiwithalaptop told me to do it.
3·12 hours agoKeep telling yourself that. You don’t know what you are missing.
I want coffee
Like the FBI? Yeah I hate them too. Shot my uncle don’t you know! My uncle was all “ARF ARF BORK BORK BORK BORKBORK Grrrrrr” and they shot him dead.
5·12 hours agoSome pup musta removed it
but it’s back now
2·12 hours agoGetting a tesla would be an appropriate punishment for writing such a terrible line
5·12 hours agoSomeone put this account up for grabs and whoever got it first said it was now public property and then the bit evolved from there rawr
death to the amerikkkan “healthcare” system
1·12 hours agoIs it okay to enjoy last caress? I just like the riff
gonna treat us like if old yeller was tyler durdening us
“our dear friend” lol that makes no sense, you can’t be friends with a university, how are you gonna be freinds with an institution? Next you’re gonna tell me a hivemind is conscious
3·13 hours agoI spent so long trying to get chatgpt to write “harry potter and the philosphers stone” in MSE and it kept just slapping in umlauts and ø. Unrelated but it deleted my question when I asked it if it was not allowed to critique the us
“what do you mean you work more than an english peasant? We already think that they work too much”