Land of the free to do whatever the Epstein overlords say, whatever money says.

I’m beginning to feel left out. Also, should I be worried that in my head I spoke to my hypothetical cat in the cases you described?

Yes.

Thanks to the internet, I can vicariously feel the joys (and pains and annoyances) of having pets.

I’m developing an allergy to being

One of my “friends” explicitly told me that they hated talking to me, and yet they kept doing it until I mangled the relationship. Or maybe it magled itself or was always.

I mean, you can always recycle and repurpose. Nothing has to go to waste.

That’s so much me that I’ve been questioning some things.

The whole world is suffering his presidency, we should just declare ourselves communists and say “not our president”

I’m not even a concept. To others, yes, unfortunately everyone is some sort of a concept. But to myself, I don’t even think I’m a concept.

Oh, let me have this, won’t ya

I don’t speak French but wouldn’t that basically be pronounced “wank”?

Oh, that’s a good one. I’m very far from being tech savvy myself, so I gradually tried to remind myself people can not care enough about this stuff to learn even some basic terminology or have other, more urgent concerns. A lot of the service industry depends on this kind of unfamiliarity, I guess.

Have you ever heard something like saying “His Windows is Linux”?

An upgrade to having never heard of Linux but also a downgrade somehow

It is my understanding that even Saudi Arabia doesn’t exactly stand with Saudi Arabia.

Is it though? I mean, it does happen. It is what it is, but I want to come to terms with it not being okay.

Or life, really, when you think about it

I’m damn insecure myself, but I don’t like the fact that this is something to celebrate because it’s too rare.

And shoutout to all people who don’t withhold their love and support for their loved ones.

“highly accepted” and “more accurate”

Yes, it really matters at which end you crack your boiled egg.

All hatred and hate groupings aside, don’t give the prick and other pricks the satisfaction.