Please don’t spend your money here and help our rich get richer. Make us the example of how to not govern for the rest of the world.

My job involves handling wizard interactions so the Hobbits don’t have to! Hobbits can’t talk to wizards! You orcs don’t understand what I do!

When I found out my boss had secret audio listening in the shop is when I started talking true endless shit about him out loud to others. Gonna snoop, find out the truth.

Shitty? Yes. Petty? Also yes.

5’9”, but I can see that Short Height Indicator Type all over him, some people call it being SHITty

And if you suggest just a slight bit less horrible Capitalism please, they scream Communist.

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Only everyone who knows arithmetic.

“AND TRUMP…DESCENDED WITH THE WINGS OF AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN! AND HE EXCLAIMED:

GOP Rapists and Pedophiles

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It be ok Jebus gon make it all gud

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Could you fucking not?

I was told today that this is “all the dems fault because they haven’t tried to stop him yet”. I can’t imagine how far your head has to be up your own ass to see that viewpoint.

Profits > Environment

They don’t care whatsoever, they’re rich enough to avoid the consequences until their death.

So maybe we shouldn’t cut down our rainforests for cheap cheeseburgers and steak, they seem kind of important to existing

A State so pathetic the ones around it brag

Yo mama so dumb she failed a survey

Remember this when they say they don’t have money to help the homeless, poor, or hungry. The suffering is the point.

Gotta soften that blow so we can’t truly blame the ultra wealthy’s pollution companies.